Is this the most expensive Sharpie ever?

"Jonathan Harper" (jbh) 01/15/2014 at 16:15 • Filed to: Lolcars, expensive things

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probably...

It probably has carbon ceramic cap, and the ink in the wrong place. Jeremy Clarkson probably calls it a silly beetle of a marker. It probably makes Chris Harris giggle like a school kid. Soon Porsche will rip out a bunch of the interior, and toss the AC, then charge many more dollars for it. But we will still buy it, because (most of the time) it's better than the rest.

For Sweden > Jonathan Harper 01/15/2014 at 16:16

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It's better at writing cursive than American Sharpies, though earlier models had a tendency to make curly-cues without warning.

pdthedeuce > Jonathan Harper 01/15/2014 at 16:18

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...and that laptop parks in an inconsiderate manner .

Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs > For Sweden 01/15/2014 at 16:20

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lol, a German sharpy that can write cursive? I figured it would be Engineering print only.

Cursive is so french-sharpy.

MonkeePuzzle > Jonathan Harper 01/15/2014 at 16:23

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enough about the stupid expensive market, how much must this macbook air cost!?

EL_ULY > Jonathan Harper 01/15/2014 at 16:24

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Sharpie LaSharpie

Luke's Dad Sold His 2000TL To Get a Sienna > Jonathan Harper 01/15/2014 at 16:24

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Clarkson: "Stop talking about your glorified writing utensil."

RacecaR > Jonathan Harper 01/15/2014 at 16:25

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I want to punch this laptop, just because of this sticker.

Jeff-God-of-Biscuits > Jonathan Harper 01/15/2014 at 16:38

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The irony of the MacBook Air as a background in a rant against the "insert brand here" tax is pretty funny.

TxBrumski > Jonathan Harper 01/15/2014 at 16:46

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If we were to see the bigger picture, we'd find that the computer would be taking up two desks and one of them would be a handicap workstation.

Jonathan Harper > For Sweden 01/15/2014 at 16:59

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Exactly! Especially when you begin writing particularly aggressively, and then lift the marker off the paper, weird shit happens.

Jonathan Harper > Jeff-God-of-Biscuits 01/15/2014 at 17:00

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Jonathan Harper > MonkeePuzzle 01/15/2014 at 17:01

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Yes it recently added a turbo, and AWD, and more alpha-numerism to the name. The jury is still out...

MonkeePuzzle > Jonathan Harper 01/15/2014 at 17:03

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sounds pretty awesome, I wouldn't mind a ride some day... on that mustache

Jonathan Harper > RacecaR 01/15/2014 at 17:06

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What does it even mean? Is it just a pink mustache or does it signify like, mustache cancer or something?

Jonathan Harper > pdthedeuce 01/15/2014 at 17:07

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Blinkers are an afterthought, to say the least.

RacecaR > Jonathan Harper 01/15/2014 at 17:10

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It's a hipster thing that is now a pop culture thing so I guess that makes it not a hipster thing even though hipsters are pop culture so I guess they hate themselves, but they hated themselves before anyone else did, so they are hipsters in that fashion which means they hate themselves even more.

But yeah, I'm just tired of seeing it. Usually it is drawn onto fingers, then the finger placed under the nose.

And don't get me wrong. I am not anti face hair. I have a full on beard and mustache. I grow it out every year from September to about March. Have been doing that for about 10 years now. I'm just sick of that stylized mustache.

RazoE > Jonathan Harper 01/15/2014 at 17:15

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Does that laptop have a Mercedes SD card in the SD slot?

Jonathan Harper > RacecaR 01/15/2014 at 17:36

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So what you are saying is that since you had facial hair before the "stylized sticker" came around, it's much cooler?

Said like a true hipster :p

Jonathan Harper > RazoE 01/15/2014 at 18:00

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Where'd you see that? Don't think this piece of junk even has an SD slot.

RacecaR > Jonathan Harper 01/15/2014 at 18:05

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No I'm just saying I've been growing a beard every fall/winter for the past ten years.

Stef Schrader > Jonathan Harper 01/15/2014 at 18:49

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Hey, now. I'm now wishing I had picked up 42 of these Porsche Motorsport pens (not the Sharpies, but...THERE ARE SHARPIES, TOO?!) with the press web address on them when I'd had the chance. Darn it if they don't clip onto my work notebooks better than any of the other freebie pens I've gotten.

If the Sharpie was in Guards Red, I'd pretty much have to steal that from you.